What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 17:57

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
TEXT:
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.